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30 Ways to Annoy Georg Listing
1. Hide his hair straightener. (Thanks Theyaylady)
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider’.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely ‘artwork’.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare “I’m wearing new socks today!”
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say “This is a hold up, nobody move and Georg’s hair doesn’t pay the ultimate price!”
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
12. Yell and refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day if he says ‘no’.
13. Put a cheeseburger under his pillow. For no reason at all.
14. Scream and cram a fistful of gummy bears in your mouth every time he speaks the word ‘stage’.
15. Talk gangster all the time.
16. Pour ranch dressing down his back and ask if he’d like fries with that.
17. Stand in the corner of his room with shoulders straight, chest out, chin up, eyes wide, and a wooden spoon in your hand.
18. Mess up his hair.
19. Graffiti Tom’s room to the extreme. When he angrily demands to know who did it, plaster an innocent look on your face and point to Georg.
20. Grin as Tom chews Georg out about the graffiti-ed bedroom.
21. Ask for guitar lessons. While he’s teaching you how to play ‘accidentally’ break every single string.
22. Put one of those headbands with the bunny ears on them on your head and walk in his shadow the rest of the day.
23. Tell him he’d look great in pink.
24. Point out that if you squint really hard he vaguely resembles a bison.
25. Ask if he’s related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26. Follow him around with a jar of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter” and loudly point out to random passerby’s that “Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter!” with wide, amazed eyes.
27. Dance in circles around him with a lampshade on your head.
28. Jump up and down and urgently say “I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…”
29. Give him pink frilly girly outfits for Christmas.
30. Hide all of his beloved hair care products.
1. Hide his hair straightener. (Thanks Theyaylady)
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider’.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely ‘artwork’.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare “I’m wearing new socks today!”
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say “This is a hold up, nobody move and Georg’s hair doesn’t pay the ultimate price!”
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
12. Yell and refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day if he says ‘no’.
13. Put a cheeseburger under his pillow. For no reason at all.
14. Scream and cram a fistful of gummy bears in your mouth every time he speaks the word ‘stage’.
15. Talk gangster all the time.
16. Pour ranch dressing down his back and ask if he’d like fries with that.
17. Stand in the corner of his room with shoulders straight, chest out, chin up, eyes wide, and a wooden spoon in your hand.
18. Mess up his hair.
19. Graffiti Tom’s room to the extreme. When he angrily demands to know who did it, plaster an innocent look on your face and point to Georg.
20. Grin as Tom chews Georg out about the graffiti-ed bedroom.
21. Ask for guitar lessons. While he’s teaching you how to play ‘accidentally’ break every single string.
22. Put one of those headbands with the bunny ears on them on your head and walk in his shadow the rest of the day.
23. Tell him he’d look great in pink.
24. Point out that if you squint really hard he vaguely resembles a bison.
25. Ask if he’s related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26. Follow him around with a jar of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter” and loudly point out to random passerby’s that “Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter!” with wide, amazed eyes.
27. Dance in circles around him with a lampshade on your head.
28. Jump up and down and urgently say “I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…”
29. Give him pink frilly girly outfits for Christmas.
30. Hide all of his beloved hair care products.
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30 ways to annoy Tokio Hotel
1. Tell Gustav that he looks like a porn baby
2. With teary eyes, ask Georg why is he frowning at you.
3. Pull Bills hair (but not enough to turn him bald!)
4. Tell Tom that you arranged him to a blind date in a Chinese restaurant. When he arrives, hell only find Marylin Manson waiting for him.
5. Pull Toms pants down every time he is in public.
6. In the middle of a concert, run to Georg and yell (with a microphone nearby), Hey Georg!!! Telephone! Its your ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Chase Bill with a buttered wooden spoon. Tell him that if he doesnt lick it, youll call Strify to beat him with h
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20 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz
1. Stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes until he asks whats up, then tell him he would look good in pink.
2. At ungodly hours of the night, vigorously shake him awake screaming, FIRE! FIRE!!! Then walk out of the room like nothing happened.
3. 13 minutes before his alarm goes off, drag sleeping Tom onto his bed and then just sit there.
4. Videotape their reaction as they wake up. Post it on YouTube, titling it Kaulitz Brother Morning Surprise.
5. Steal his eyeliner. When he asks you where it is, tell him Georg took it to his room muttering something about voodoo.
6. Lock up his vat of hair gel.
7. Replac
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Bill Kaulitz Obsession Signs
You Know You Are Obsessed With Bill Kaulitz When...
1. All you think about is Bill.
2. When you hear the name Bill, you automaticaly think of Bill Kaulitz.
3. You can picture Bill perfectly in your mind.
4. You know that you and Bill make the perfect couple.
5. You would do anything to meet him.
6. And I mean ANYTHING.
7. You were infuriated when people compared Bill to Michael Jackson.
8. You want to/ have tried/ have learn/learnt German, so that you could have a conversation with Bill, in his 'native lanuage'.
9. You melt when ever you see him smile.
10. You envy all the fans that have gotten within 1 meter(or closer) of touching
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-EDIT- LOOK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop stealing my work! I'm sick of it. This is just for a laugh and I put it up here to STAY ON DEVIANTART. Not to go onto youtube, not to be posted on FF, but to stay here, under my name! If you ask permission to make a video of it, repost it on FF, or draw some of it out I will most likely gladly give it to you! AS LONG AS YOU CREDIT ME! I'm SICK of having my work stolen and not being credited! SO JUST STOP IT! -end edit-
The last of the 30 Ways series I'm going to miss writing these...
Special thanks to for number one.
Also number 28 came from Invader Zim.
Bill's List >[link]
Tom's List >[link]
Gustav's List > [link]
TH as a whole:
[link]
Hope you enjoyed, and I am not responsible for anything Georg does to you if you attempt any of the items on this list.
The last of the 30 Ways series I'm going to miss writing these...
Special thanks to for number one.
Also number 28 came from Invader Zim.
Bill's List >[link]
Tom's List >[link]
Gustav's List > [link]
TH as a whole:
[link]
Hope you enjoyed, and I am not responsible for anything Georg does to you if you attempt any of the items on this list.
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nr 8 is epic win xD im sooo going to do that at my friend in school