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30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel

1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom ‘Thing 1’ and ‘Thing 2’.
2. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night.
3. When they come back to their home town after a concert yell “Yea, you’re back!” and hug them like you’ll never let go. After about five minutes constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”
4. Sell all four of them on eBay.
5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker.
6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their songs loudly and off-key.
7. Constantly remind them that the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
8. Let a very large, non-poisonous, spider loose in the recording studio.
9. Record their loud, girly screams.
10. Poke Tom in the side non-stop, making him squeak. (This will not only annoy Tom, but his high-pitched squeaking will annoy the others too!)
11. Watch “The Others” and spend the next week asking them if they’re ghosts.
12. Make them watch Steven King’s “It”. At two in the morning dress up as a very evil looking clown and sit on Georg’s bed.
13. Demand that they write a song about you.
14. Tell Bill that Michael Jackson is waiting at the door to meet his long-lost twin brother.
15. Sing “That’s What Girls Do” at ungodly hours of the night.
16. Laugh… just laugh for no reason at all.
17. Trip Tom and use the other boys as a shield when he comes after you, and shout, “En guard!”
18. Super-glue Georg’s favorite bass guitar to the ceiling and insist that the evil elves made you do it.
19. Slap a cracker with butter onto Gustav’s face. (My sister did this to me once! And it got into my hair!!!)
20. Dress up as one of those British guard guys with big fuzzy hats and follow them around with a wooden rifle in your hand and an unusually serious expression on your face.
21. When one of their songs comes on, turn it up as loud as you can and say "I could have sworn I've heard this somewhere before...?" and look like you're concentrating really hard on it.
22. Get sugar into your system and try to play each of their instruments at a time... 'accidentally' breaking/de-tuning them.
23. While reading "Green eggs and Ham", and when Bill asks why you are reading Dr. Seuss, scream "It's green!" and stare wide eyed at him until he starts to back away... then knock him to the ground.
24. Then read "Green eggs and Ham" while sitting on him.
25. Sit and wait in their hotel room when they’re on tour. When they return to their room after a concert, stand and angrily demand to know why they were so late.
26. Jump on all their backs and demand piggy-back rides.
27. At exactly 03:38 a.m. make sure they are all asleep, take a deep breath and scream "THE FAN-GIRLS/BOYS ARE HERE!!!"
28. Lock the doors so they can't get out.
29. Run up to them saying the producer wanted you to tell them something very important. Pretend to faint. When you wake up pretend like you can’t remember what he said. A few minutes later say “Oh, I remember now!!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several days.
30. Stare at Gustav for several minutes. When he asks what’s up ask if he’s pregnant.
-EDIT- LOOK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop stealing my work! I'm sick of it. This is just for a laugh and I put it up here to STAY ON DEVIANTART. Not to go onto youtube, not to be posted on FF, but to stay here, under my name! If you ask permission to make a video of it, repost it on FF, or draw some of it out I will most likely gladly give it to you! AS LONG AS YOU CREDIT ME! I'm SICK of having my work stolen and not being credited! SO JUST STOP IT! -end edit-
30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel (as a whole)
I could not stay away from writing these :crazy:.
But now I think my extreme annoyance/humor streak is over....hopefully.
The amazing and wonderful :iconblackroses13: came up with numbers 16-19, 21-24, and 26-28, so a lot of the credit goes to her.
I am not responsible for anything these guys do to you if you attempt anything on this list. :giggle: I wonder how much trouble I'd be in if the real Tokio Hotel reads these...?
Probably a lot...
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:icondarksunsetter96:
Darksunsetter96 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to ask my friend to draw some of these, if that's alright with you.
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Sure! I'd like to see them too, if that's okay.
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:icondarksunsetter96:
Darksunsetter96 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay. ^.^

One that I would particularly like to see is the one where you sit on Bill and read "Green Eggs And Ham." lol
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xXRedSunBlueMoonXz Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
this is so effing hilariouse i wish i know them just so i could do this to them gahh !!!
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XxJ-laynxX Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...

BWAHAHAHA!!!

This is hilarious!!!

I love it!
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:iconthediamondintherough:
Thediamondintherough Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
for number 26 I don't think I could even jump onto Bill's or Tom's backs, they're too tall! D: but this is so effing funny!!! XDDD if I ever get to meet them I HAVE to attempt some of these! XDD
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
Thank you! From what I've heard, they've actually seen these lists...which scares me.
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MissAnnabelleKaulitz Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Oh god.. I wonder if they've seen the whole twincest half of their fanbase as well..
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:iconkiryuyukki:
KiryuYukki Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
That is the coolest! :D oh and great lists. I might use these... not on them...I'll never get the honor to meet them :P but on my friends... and siblings...and innocent bystanders :) maybe!
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:iconthediamondintherough:
Thediamondintherough Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that is scary... o.o

but you're welcome :D
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:iconblackroses13:
BlackRoses13 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student Writer
Oh memories.
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
Indeed. Gawd, I miss you!
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:iconvampirekiss483:
vampirekiss483 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011
i love #25
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:iconvampirekiss483:
vampirekiss483 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011
i mean 24
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Ninjacat234 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol the last one
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SkyeAnnabellaLeeRay Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MEIN GOTT!!!! XDDDD I CANT STOP LAUGHING... #14 is my fav. :3
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KibaLoveForever Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
...............................bill is allergic to all types of bugs you dumbass.
AND WHO IN THE HELL WOULD WANT TO PUT A DEADLY SPIDER IN THE RECORDING STUDIO SO THAT THEY CAN ALL BE BITTEN AND EATEN!?
you're messed up.
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TheOtaku13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011
1: I believe it said 'non-venomous spider'
2: Even the largest spider on earth couldn't eat an entire human being.
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
Chill out, this was all in good fun. I wrote these almost five years ago, and I had no idea Bill was allergic to bugs, but even so, it's not like I would actually do any of these things. These lists weren't meant to be taken so seriously, so please calm down.
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RawrMeowWoof Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
true dat :D
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Thairien-Biersack Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!!! lfmao
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XxRaexAnnexX Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Student General Artist
I faved it, I found it really funny
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Squeek98j Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol! I'm gonna try these sometimes!! (They'd kill me if i did!)
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:iconblack-bloodedyaoifan:
My best friend clover would never annoy them!! she and tom kaulitz are happily FUCKIN married!!!!!
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
Hahaha Tom was always my favorite too. I just did this all in good fun
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:iconblack-bloodedyaoifan:
My friend says "Yay! Im so glad you like Tom too! They're all cute but Tom is personally my favorite!!"
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011
For sure...I just hated what he did to his hair! Dying it black and whatnot...ugh
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:iconblack-bloodedyaoifan:
yeah I know. Clover says "Personally I kinda like it." I don't agree.
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011
Ech, me either. Dreads all the way!
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:iconblack-bloodedyaoifan:
THAN GOD!!! Somebody agrees with me!!!
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:iconprovesyouwrong:
ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2011
And I thought I was the only one!
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DaRravin Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011
THIS IS SO FUNNY!! XDDDDDD
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:iconhighonanchors:
HighOnAnchors Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Student General Artist
LOL. Sell them on Ebay? xDDD
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DeathOfFallenOnes Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i wonder if georg and gustav call bill and tom thing one and thing two? i would call bill thing one and tom thing two just to piss off tom bc he is ten min. older than bill haha
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PrincessMomo Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
This is too funny!!!
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:icontearsonmycheeks:
TearsOnMyCheeks Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011
I'm laughing my ass off right now:DD
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xXxPoliceGirlxXx Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
Ahahaha the ting one and thing two part made me laugh. Very hard. :D
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:iconden89-freedom:
den89-freedom Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD this is awesome XD so funny
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xmilax Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
XD i used to love them and i reaad this and i laughed a lot! XD
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Moon-FireDreamer Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011
I love that so much!! :D
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DreamGirl195 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist
This is so funny xDD
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CandiedJellyfish Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Student Filmographer
These all seem like things I would do. Just to people in general XD
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SawAPicHere Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
I hate then, so I'm gonna try that by my friend xD
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A-Disfigured-Saint Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
omg! I would do most of those things to my friends.
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LucieNewmanxx Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011  Hobbyist
I love them :) 2hese are really funny and i shall do this
TOKIO HOTEL <3
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Yatcz Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011
24 hahahahahah XD!!!
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HannieJoMo Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i either wanna draw #6 xD or #21, i loled at that, and yeah this is awesome, do i have permssion? ill give you credit, promise, and i love Tokio hotel, me and my friends love them, and poor bill....xD
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ProvesYouWrong Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2011
Of course! Just send me the link of your work when you're done
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HannieJoMo Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha ok :)
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