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30 Ways to Annoy Gustav Schafer
1. Steal his drumsticks and replace them with lollipops.
2. Make random animal noises every time he walks past you.
3. Duct tape yourself to his back.
4. Sit on his foot and refuse to relocate yourself for the rest of the day.
5. Lock him in a closet right before a concert.
6. Constantly remind him that Bill and Tom are way more popular than him. (I love you Gustav!)
7. Steal all of his favorite CDs and bury them in the backyard.
8. Spend your day doing nothing but thinking up ways to annoy him.
9. Give him death glares all day. When he asks you what is wrong, tell him there’s a pebble in your shoe.
10. Glomp him from behind and shout "Viva Le Resistance" with a fist punch and run away, screaming. (Thanks Blackroses13!)
11. Cosplay as a random Naruto character, pick up his drumsticks, and shout “Drumstick no Jutsu” as you chuck them at him.
12. Smile as he yells at you.
13. Put a sombrero on your head and stalk him for the rest of the day.
14. Auction his drum set off in a charity raffle.
15. When he’s about to fall asleep place a circle of rocks, stuffed animals, a candle, and any other random thing you can find around his bed. When he asks what you are doing say “Shh! If you don’t let me perform the ritual right the Sandman will never come and you’ll never sleep again!”
16. Loudly point out that if he put a blonde wig on his head he’d look a lot like Hannah Montana.
17. Hold a stuffed animal up to his face and demand that he kiss it before he leaves for a concert.
18. Dress up as Lucky the Leprechaun and prance around him in happy circles throwing flower petals and singing random songs.
19. Pretend you are a master artist and paint a portrait of him…making him look like a disfigured clown.
20. Scream in sheer terror every time he speaks the word “Drums”.
21. Reenact scenes from “Family Guy” at any random moment.
22. Pretend like you are the Phantom of the Opera and swoop down, attack him, and drag him offstage at one of their concerts.
23. Pretend you forgot every word you ever knew except “Moo”.
24. Develop a speech impediment in which you must say “Flamingo” after every sentence.
25. Point out that you’ve just randomly come up with twenty-five ways to annoy him and you need five more.
26. Ask if he’s ever been on a date with Avril Lavigne.
27. Ask him why.
28. Cling to his arm. Just cling and give him a cold stare every time he tries to make you let go.
29. Jump out of a closet, scream “It puts the lotion on its skin!” and walk away like nothing has occurred.
30. Anytime he might put on the almighty Axe say “Bum chicka wow-wow” and dance around him in a cannibalistic ritual the rest of the day.
1. Steal his drumsticks and replace them with lollipops.
2. Make random animal noises every time he walks past you.
3. Duct tape yourself to his back.
4. Sit on his foot and refuse to relocate yourself for the rest of the day.
5. Lock him in a closet right before a concert.
6. Constantly remind him that Bill and Tom are way more popular than him. (I love you Gustav!)
7. Steal all of his favorite CDs and bury them in the backyard.
8. Spend your day doing nothing but thinking up ways to annoy him.
9. Give him death glares all day. When he asks you what is wrong, tell him there’s a pebble in your shoe.
10. Glomp him from behind and shout "Viva Le Resistance" with a fist punch and run away, screaming. (Thanks Blackroses13!)
11. Cosplay as a random Naruto character, pick up his drumsticks, and shout “Drumstick no Jutsu” as you chuck them at him.
12. Smile as he yells at you.
13. Put a sombrero on your head and stalk him for the rest of the day.
14. Auction his drum set off in a charity raffle.
15. When he’s about to fall asleep place a circle of rocks, stuffed animals, a candle, and any other random thing you can find around his bed. When he asks what you are doing say “Shh! If you don’t let me perform the ritual right the Sandman will never come and you’ll never sleep again!”
16. Loudly point out that if he put a blonde wig on his head he’d look a lot like Hannah Montana.
17. Hold a stuffed animal up to his face and demand that he kiss it before he leaves for a concert.
18. Dress up as Lucky the Leprechaun and prance around him in happy circles throwing flower petals and singing random songs.
19. Pretend you are a master artist and paint a portrait of him…making him look like a disfigured clown.
20. Scream in sheer terror every time he speaks the word “Drums”.
21. Reenact scenes from “Family Guy” at any random moment.
22. Pretend like you are the Phantom of the Opera and swoop down, attack him, and drag him offstage at one of their concerts.
23. Pretend you forgot every word you ever knew except “Moo”.
24. Develop a speech impediment in which you must say “Flamingo” after every sentence.
25. Point out that you’ve just randomly come up with twenty-five ways to annoy him and you need five more.
26. Ask if he’s ever been on a date with Avril Lavigne.
27. Ask him why.
28. Cling to his arm. Just cling and give him a cold stare every time he tries to make you let go.
29. Jump out of a closet, scream “It puts the lotion on its skin!” and walk away like nothing has occurred.
30. Anytime he might put on the almighty Axe say “Bum chicka wow-wow” and dance around him in a cannibalistic ritual the rest of the day.
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30 ways to annoy Tokio Hotel
1. Tell Gustav that he looks like a porn baby
2. With teary eyes, ask Georg why is he frowning at you.
3. Pull Bills hair (but not enough to turn him bald!)
4. Tell Tom that you arranged him to a blind date in a Chinese restaurant. When he arrives, hell only find Marylin Manson waiting for him.
5. Pull Toms pants down every time he is in public.
6. In the middle of a concert, run to Georg and yell (with a microphone nearby), Hey Georg!!! Telephone! Its your ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Chase Bill with a buttered wooden spoon. Tell him that if he doesnt lick it, youll call Strify to beat him with h
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30 ways to annoy tokio hotel
(i didn't use spell chack so be prepared to not understand a word i'm saying)
1. take georg's hair straightener
2. call georv a perv face durring an interview
3. switch tom and bills wardrobe
4. call tom "princess"
5. call bill "the poster girl"
6. say georg is "fierce!" (lol christion seriono or however u spell his name)
7. tell gustav hes "omg wtf adorable!!!!! hehehe" (imagine a prep saying that)
8. tell bill to cut his hair just a bit shorter, eat lots of cake, get smart, and sit funny....then call him L and say hes dead!!!! (L I MISS U!!!!!)
9. put purple hair die in georgs shampo
10. dump a gallon of "no more tears detangler"
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Tokio Hotel Obsession Signs
You Know Your Are Obsessed With Toiok Hotel When...
1. You have taken up learning German so that you can understand what the guys say.
2. Your 'Top 25 Most Played' playlist is all Tokio Hotel songs.
3. When you hear the name Bill/Tom/Gustav/Georg you can't help but smile.
4. You get really upset when someone says Bill looks like a girl.
5. You pronounce George as Georg.
6. You have accepted Bill and Tom as German names.
7. You have over 100 pictures of the band, individual pictures included.
8. When you hear the words Ready, Set, Go you follow them by belting out the rest of the song.
9. You have got more than 20 pictures of Tokio Ho
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Do you realize how hard it was to come up with 30 ways to annoy Gustav? The guy can't be annoyed, I swear!
I'm not the genius who came up with number ten, that was 's doing. Oh and also, regarding number thirty...I love making fun of Axe commercials! They're just so easy to make fun of! Anyway...
I am not responsible for anything Gustav might do to you if you attempt anything on this list.
Bill's List > [link]
Tom's List > [link]
Georg's List > [link]
TH as a whole: [link]
Do you realize how hard it was to come up with 30 ways to annoy Gustav? The guy can't be annoyed, I swear!
I'm not the genius who came up with number ten, that was 's doing. Oh and also, regarding number thirty...I love making fun of Axe commercials! They're just so easy to make fun of! Anyway...
I am not responsible for anything Gustav might do to you if you attempt anything on this list.
Bill's List > [link]
Tom's List > [link]
Georg's List > [link]
TH as a whole: [link]
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lol i love this number 11 cracked me up !!!!XD